I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT A DOG CAN BLOG, AND FOR MOST DOG'S, THAT WOULD INDEED BE TRUE BECAUSE, AS WE ALL KNOW, IN THESE TECHNOLOGICALLY-ADVANCED TIMES...74% OF ALL DOGS PREFER TO TEXT.
ANYWAY....AS I BEGIN TO SHARE MY INNER MOST THOUGHTS AND LIFE WITH YOU ALL, I AM 100% CERTAIN YOU WILL FIND...(ALMOST IMMEDIATELY)...THAT I...AM HARDLY.... 'MOST' DOGS?
CAN YOU FEEL ME?
MY OWNERS ARE GONE FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS.
(IN DOG TIME, THAT'S LIKE A DAY AND A HALF OR SOMETHING?)
LET'S HAVE A LITTLE FUN!
I GUESS THE BEST WAY TO GET STARTED WITH THIS LITTLE DOGUMENTARY OF MINE, WOULD BE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AND THANK YOU ALL FOR STOPPING BY!
MY NAME IS DITZY!
THAT'S ME WORKING ON THIS BLOG IN REAL TIME!
HOW OFF THE LEASH IS THAT!
I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THE WHOLE SKYPE THING...BUT WITH EARS LIKE THESE, FINDING A PAWS-FREE HEAD SET IS NO EASY TASK...I'VE TRIED.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME...GO GOOGLE 'SKYPE HEADSETS FOR REALLY CUTE SHELLION'S' AND SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH?
IF YOU READ MY PROFILE, YOU WOULD ALREADY KNOW, THAT I AM AN ADORABLE (AND REALLY SMART) 2 1/2 YEAR OLD FEMALE SHELLION.
IF YOU DIDN'T READ MY PROFILE, THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING..WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A SHELLION?
WE'LL...A SHELLION IS BEST DESCRIBED...IN MY PROFILE!
NOW BEFORE YOU GO JUMPING TO ANY PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THE NAME 'DITZY' IS SOME KIND OF REFERENCE TO MY STATE OF MIND AND/OR I.Q...
LET ME REMIND YOU...YOU ARE READING A BLOG....BEING WRITTEN....BY A LITTLE DOG!
(WELL, WELL, WELL, WHO'S FEELING A LITTLE 'DITZY' NOW, HMMMM?)
THIS IS MY FAMILY....
THE TOP PHOTO IS A PICTURE OF ME AND MY OWNER-MOM, DEE. AND THE BOTTOM ONE IS A PICTURE OF ME AND MY OWNER-DAD....THE BIG GUY.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE 'EM! I PROMISE!
AND THESE GUYS BELOW...ARE THE REST OF MY FUR-FLINGING DOMESTIC PACK. THEY'RE ALL SHELTIES. ( LOT'S OF FUN, BUT HARDLY THE SHARPEST SCALPELS IN THE OPERATING ROOM)
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM YOU HAVE...MERLIN... MOLLY...TIKA AND KACI.
I LIKE TO THINK OF THEM AS...MY POSSE!
MY 'PUPPY' POSSE...IF YOU PLEASE...
MY 'PERSONAL' PUPPY POSSE... IF YOU PLEASE...
I BELIEVE ALL FOUR OF THEM WERE BROUGHT HERE, PRIOR TO MY ARRIVAL, TO SERVE AS MY LOYAL SUBJECTS, FOR BOTH MY AMUSEMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT.
(ALTHOUGH I NEVER ACTUALLY SAW THE CONTRACT WITH MY OWN EYES...THAT WAS THE WORD GOING AROUND THE YARD AT THE TIME.)....I'M JUST SAYING...
LOOK AT 'EM.
PRETTY AS A PICTURE AND NOT SO MUCH AS A SLIVER OF BRAINS BETWEEN THE FOUR OF THEM
(THESE GUYS ARE SO DUMB, THEY THINK A-GILTY IS ANOTHER BREED OF DOG!
I'M KIDDING! I'M KIDDING! I LOVE THESE GUYS! WE'RE LIKE FAMILY!
IN FACT, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, WE'RE JUST LIKE A HUMAN FAMILY!
WE'RE EITHER ALWAYS IN EACH OTHERS WAY OR STICKING OUR NOSES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG, RIGHT?
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE?
WELL...IF YOU CAN'T....YOU WILL...BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU...THERE AIN'T NOOOOOOO SHORTAGE OF LOVE IN THIS HOUSE.
SAINT BERNARD AS MY WITNESS...MY OWNER'S ARE THE KING AND QUEEN OF OVER-THE-TOP LOVE FOR LITTLE DOGS. ESPECIALLY ME.
ALL DAY LONG IT'S "GOO,GOO, GOO, AREN'T YOU THE CUTEST LITTLE GOO-GOO THING IN THE WHOLE GOO-GOO WORLD? NOW GIMME A KISS-KISS, YOU GIMME A KISS-KISS ...WHERE'S MY KISS-KISS?"
OMG!
(SOMETIMES, I WISH I HAD SMALLER PAWS...SO I COULD GAG MYSELF WITH ONE OF THEM!)
AND IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT SINCE DAY ONE!
THEY RESCUED ME....I RESCUED THEM...
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW....I'M LIVING LIKE A LITTLE PRINCESS HERE!
I'M NOT KIDDING!
I HAVE A TIARA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! SEE?
(AND THOSE ARE REAL CUBIC ZIRCONIUM'S TOO!)
I'M TELLING YOU...IF I WAS HALF AS LARGE AS I'M LIVING...I WOULD BE A BUFFALO!
(I WONDER HOW MUCH THEY'D LIKE A LITTLE KISS-KISS THEN?)
NOW DON'T LET MY CUTENESS FOOL YOU...I RULE THESE WANNABE DOG SHOW REJECTS WITH RAW FEAR AND AN IRON PAW! I HAVE TO..
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN MAINTAIN MY ALPHA STATUS AROUND HERE.
AND MAKE NO MISTAKE... I AM A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!
(IT JUST SO HAPPENS, LOOKING SMALL AND HELPLESS DOESN'T HURT EITHER)
I HAVE TO GO POTTY OUTSIDE LIKE A GOOD GIRL NOW....TTYL!
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