JUST ME AGAIN!

JUST IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING IF "GETTING MY TEETH CLEANED"  IS SOME KIND OF SECRET CANINE CODE FOR "GOING OUT TO PLAY" OR SOMETHING, LET ME ASSURE YOU IT IS NOT. AROUND HERE, "GETTING YOUR TEETH CLEANED" MEANS JUST THAT.  GETTING YOUR TEETH CLEANED...SEE?

                                  NO PUPPY-BUTT BREATH FOR THIS GIRL!

DID YOU KNOW THAT EACH YEAR, MORE THAN 800 BAZILLION DOGS IN THE U.S. ALONE WILL BECOME VERY SICK AND MAY EVEN DIE AS THE RESULT OF POOR DOGGIE DENTAL HYGIENE? IT'S TRUE!

AREN'T OUR LITTLE LIVES ALREADY SHORT ENOUGH?

BRUSH UP ON WHAT YOU CAN DO TO GIVE YOUR PUPPY SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT!

(WHY I CHOSE HUMAN RESOURCES OVER MARKETING AND ADVERTISING, I WILL NEVER KNOW?)
                                                                          LEGAL DISCLAIMER
THE ACTUAL NUMBER OF PUPPY DOGS WHOSE LIVES WILL BE NEGATIVELY IMPACTED BY POOR DOGGIE DENTAL HYGIENE MAY HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROMOTING THE IMPORTANCE OF GOOD DOGGIE DENTAL CARE AND THE ON-GOING LOVE OF YOUR B.F.F'.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING...
HOW IN THE WORLD, DOES A 2 1/2 YEAR OLD SHELLION EVEN KNOW WHAT A LEGAL DISCLAIMER IS? WHAT CAN I SAY? DID YOU REALLY THINK MY INTELLIGENCE WAS LIMITED TO SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR WHEN I HAVE TO PEE?

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