Saturday, January 4, 2014

PUPPY UNPLUGGED

                                                                MEET KACI
  

KACI IS AN 8 YEAR OLD SHELTIE, WHO WAS RESCUED FROM THE HOUSTON SHELTIE RESCUE GROUP BY DEE AND THE BIG GUY MORE THAN 40 DOG YEARS AGO, (THAT'S LIKE 5 YEARS, 4 MONTHS, 3 DAYS AND 2 1/2 HOURS IN PEOPLE TIME)...I THINK?
I'M NOT REAL GOOD WITH TIME BECAUSE I'M NOT A 'WATCH' DOG!

SHE PROBABLY SPENT MORE TIME AT THE SHELTER THAN SHE SHOULD HAVE, AFTER BEING DIAGNOSED WITH HAVING SOME KIND OF SKIN DISORDER THAT SCARED AWAY A LOT OF HER CHANCES OF EVER FINDING A FOREVER HOME.

DEE AND THE BIG GUY DIDN'T CARE...THEY ADOPTED HER ANYWAY !

(TURNS OUT...SHE HAD DRIED FOOD STUCK TO HER FACE)
SHE HAS BEEN HERE EVER SINCE.

HERE'S HOW DEE AND THE BIG GUY DESCRIBE KACI..

"KACI IS AN EXTREMELY LOVABLE AND ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL WHO HAS HAD A VERY SPECIAL PLACE IN OUR HEARTS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. SHE IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER AND JUST LOVES TO BE LOVED.
SHE IS PLAYFUL AND FUN AND HER KISSES ARE AS ENDLESS AS THE STARS!
SHE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT OUR FAVORITE!

AND HERE'S HOW I  WOULD DESCRIBE HER...

KACI IS A BLOOD-THIRSTY, PSYCHOTIC AND SCARY LITTLE DOG WITH MORE ISSUES THAN A MAGAZINE PUBLISHER. THERE IS NOTHING LOVABLE OR ADORABLE ABOUT HER...AT ALL.
SHE IS A MEAN-SPIRITED LITTLE BEAST WHO FRANKLY FRIGHTENS ME TO THE POINT OF ALMOST GOING POOPIE IN THE HOUSE.

LIKE DEE AND THE BIG GUY...I ALSO HAVE A VERY SPECIAL PLACE FOR HER...

                                                              RIGHT HERE!



CAN YOU BELIEVE BEFORE I CAME ALONG...SHE WAS THE CUTEST LITTLE THING?

OMG! WHAT WERE THESE PEOPLE THINKING?

THE ONLY THING KACI LOVES TO LOVE...IS FOOD.
I THINK BECAUSE SHE IS SO SMALL IN SIZE, SHE PROBABLY HAD TO FIGHT FOR HER FOOD WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE WHICH MIGHT EXPLAIN WHY SHE EATS LIKE A FREAKING PIRANHA!

OUR OWNERS BOUGHT HER ONE OF THOSE OBSTACLE BOWLS TO SLOW DOWN HER FAST AND FRENZIED EATING HABITS, BUT BEFORE THEY COULD TELL IF IT WAS WORKING OR NOT...SHE ATE THE BOWL!

FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, KACI HAS DONE EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO MAKE MY LITTLE LIFE HERE AS DIFFICULT AS POSSIBLE. SHE IS EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF MY CUTENESS AND NOT A BIG FAN OF MY PLAYFUL NATURE.
SHE IS A CONSTANT PAIN IN MY FURRY LITTLE BUTT AND ABOUT AS UNSTABLE AS NITRO-GLYCERIN IN A PAINT SHAKER.

                              MOST PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT KACI...SEE THIS


                                      WHEN I  LOOK AT KACI...I SEE THIS!


I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS THE FLASH FROM THE CAMERA THAT TRIGGERED THIS REACTION OR THE FACTWAS THE ONE TAKING HER PICTURE THAT DID IT?

EITHER WAY, I WASN'T GONNA STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO FIND OUT, THAT'S FOR SURE.
BY THE TIME MY TAIL CLEARED THE DOGGIE DOOR, I WAS DOING JUST UNDER 60 MPH
IN MY NEXT BLOG...MISS MOLLY MAGEE!
SEE YOU THEN!

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