I CHOSE 'PRETTY AS A PICTURE' FOR THE TITLE OF THIS PHOTO SHOOT WITH MOLLY, BECAUSE I BELIEVE. WITH ALL MY HEART, IT IS THE ONLY ACCURATE WAY TOO DESCRIBE ME...NOT ONLY AS HER PHOTOGRAPHER, BUT AS A 'STAY' AT HOME SHELLION WITH A LAPTOP, A CAMERA-MAN AND AN ACTIVE IMAGINATION!
MOLLY HAS GREAT FEATURES WITH THOSE HIGH CHEEK BONES OF HERS, (BUT I GOTTA TELL YA...SHE IS A NIGHTMARE TO TOUCH UP WITH AN AIRBRUSH!)
LOOK AT HER, PARADING THOSE LONG, SKINNY LEGS OF HERS AROUND LIKE FOUR BLUE RIBBONS!
"YOU KNOW I CAN HEAR YOU RIGHT?
IN FACT, IF I WERE STANDING ANY CLOSER TO YOU, YOU'D HAVE TO TAKE ME TO THE VET TO HAVE ME REMOVED! FUR REALZ! IS THIS AN INDOOR SHOOT OR OUT?"
ME: "WHY DON'T WE TAKE A LOOK OUTSIDE FIRST, AND THEN WE CAN DECIDE WHAT TO DO...OKAY?
MOLLY: "I DON'T KNOW DITZ..I'M JUST NOT FEELING THE WHOLE OUTDOOR VIBE LIKE I SHOULD BE.
ME: I'M SORRY...DID YOU JUST SAY 'VIBE'? YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE WHOLE OUTDOOR VIBE!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S A BLOG FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO INTO THE PARLOR AND GET THIS OVER WITH, PLEASE?
AFTER A COUPLE LOW LIGHT, MEDIUM FLASH, CLOSE-UP, TEST SHOTS, THIS SHOOT WAS IN MOTION Y'ALL!
"OKAY MOLLY... I WANT YOU TO GET UP IN THE CHAIR THERE AND SHOW ME SOMETHING OBEDIENCE SCHOOL, YEARBOOK-ISH!
GREAT JOB MOLLY MAGEE! GREAT JOB!
NOW SHOW ME YOUR "OH NO YOU DIT-INT FACE!
OUTSTANDING! I AM SOOOO FEELING THIS!
NOW, I WANT YOU TO HANG OVER THE ARM OF THE CHAIR LIKE YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO BE UP THERE! OKAY!
O.M.G! YOU ARE SUCH A NATURAL AT THIS!
LET ME SEE YOUR BEST DOZING DOG FACE!
YOU ARE SO BELIEVABLE! SO CONVINCING!
I AM SOOOO BUYING THIS LOOK ON YOU GIRLFRIEND!
"TELL YOU WHAT MOLLY, WHY DON'T WE KNOCK OUT A COUPLE OF QUICK ACTION SHOTS AND THEN CALL IT A DAY?
AFTER THAT, IF YOU WANT, WE CAN STOP OFF AND GRAB A QUICK SNACK ON OUR WAY OUT! MY TREAT!
NO REALLY!
I DIDN'T EAT MY LAST TREAT YESTERDAY!
(I'VE GOT IT STASHED UNDERNEATH MY EMPTY DOG DISH IN THE DINING ROOM TO FRUSTRATE KACI WITH ALL DAY! I'LL SPLIT IT WITH YOU!)
WANNA SEE SOMETHING ELSE I DID TO FRUSTRATE KACI YESTERDAY?
I'M SITTING ON THE COUCH WATCHING A COMMERCIAL FOR OUR FAVORITE BRAND OF HEALTHY DOG TREATS!, WHEN ALL THE SUDDEN, FOR WHATEVER REASON, KACI DECIDES, SHE'S JUST GONNA WANDER HER CHUBBY LITTLE BUTT INTO MY DOWNSTAIRS SLEEPING CHAMBERS, AND CATCH HERSELF A LITTLE MID-DAY NAPPIE!
THE MINUTE SHE STARTED TO DOZE OFF, I SNEAK UP ON THE KENNEL AND QUIETLY CLOSE THE DOOR! I DON'T LOCK THE DOOR...I JUST CLOOOOSE THE DOOR.
AND THEN I BARK!
(SHE SPENT THREE DAYS IN THERE ONE AFTERNOON!)
I'M KIDDING! I'M KIDDING! IT WAS LIKE 31 HOURS...TOPS!
LET'S GET BACK TO THOSE ACTIONS SHOTS SHALL WE?
OKAY MOLLY...HERE'S THE FLAVOR OF THIS FIRST SHOT OKAY?
YOUR ALL ALONE IN THE WILDERNESS, JUST INSIDE THE FRONT DOOR, AND HAVE TO WARD OF A HUNGRY GREY WOLF WHO THINKS YOU'RE JUST A REALLY TALL BUT STILL EDIBLE SKUNK!
AND ACTION!
GREAT STUFF MOLLY! GOOD GIRL!
OKAY LETS SEE...IN THIS SHOT YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE SMASHED TO PIECES BY A LARGE GREEN ICE MARBLE FROM SPACE THAT'S JUST TORE THROUGH YOUR ROOF AND IS HEADED RIGHT FOR YOU! BUT, AT THE LAST SECOND, YOU BLAST HEAT BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM TOTAL ANNIHILATION!
IS SHE GOOD OR WHAT?
I'M GOING FOR A LITTLE WALK NOW...SEE YA NEXT TIME!
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