FACT: I AM MY OWNER-DADS FAVORITE DOG IN THE WHOLE HOUSE.
IF THE OTHERS THINK THEY ARE HIS FAVORITE...I'M GUESSING THEIR COLLARS ARE WAY TOO TIGHT AND LIKELY CUTTING OFF VITAL OXYGEN TO SOME OF THE SMALLEST BRAINS ON THE PLANET...I'M SERIOUS!
(I HAD THAT MAN WRAPPED AROUND MY LITTLE PAW WITH ONE LOOK)
THIS ONE...
HOW ADORABLE IS THAT RIGHT?
THE BIG GUY WORKS FROM HOME TOO, WHICH MEANS IF MOM'S LAP ISN'T AVAILABLE, GUESS WHOSE IS?
(SOMETIMES, I FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING IN THE LAPS OF LUXURY HERE!)
THE OTHER DOGS NEVER GET ANY LAP TIME..
I BELIEVE I GET ALL THE LAP TIME BECAUSE, 1. I'M SO CUTE AND 2. I'M THE ONLY DOG IN THE HOUSE WHO ACTUALLY FITS ON A LAP.
WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER SEE CURLED UP ON YOUR LAP?
THIS....
OR THIS?
AWWWWWW!
I REST MY CASE....
LIKE I SAID EARLIER...THE BIG GUY IS JUST AS CRAZY ABOUT DOGS AS MOM IS.
HE TOO, IS A BIG SUPPORTER OF OUR LOCAL SHELTER, WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO GET HIS PAWS DIRTY HELPING OUT WITH FUNDRAISING EVENTS AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT HELPS TO KEEP THE LOVE FLOWING THROUGH THE SHELTER DOORS.
ANY TIME HE SEE'S SOMEBODY ELSE'S DOG RUNNING AROUND LOOSE OUTSIDE, HE IS ON 'EM LIKE TICKS.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY HE COAXES THESE WAYWARD DOGS INTO THE GARAGE FOR SAFE KEEPING UNTIL HE CAN EITHER TRACK DOWN THEIR OWNERS, OR GET THEM INTO THE HANDS OF SOMEONE WHO CAN.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING Y'ALL.
EXCUSE ME....I NEED A HANKIE.
I TEND TO GET A LITTLE MISTY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT IT...
(ACTUALLY...I JUST HAVE WEEPING, RUNNY EYES LIKE POODLES HAVE SOMETIMES)
I DON'T CALL HIM THE BIG GUY BECAUSE OF HIS SIZE...I CALL HIM THE BIG GUY BECAUSE OF THE SIZE OF HIS HEART!
THE NEXT TIME I COME BACK...WE'RE GONNA SPEND A LITTLE TIME GETTING TO KNOW THE OTHER DOGS...BEGINNING WITH KACI, WHO I PERSONALLY FIND TO BE ONE VERY TROUBLED AND SOMEWHAT FRIGHTENING LITTLE DOG.
SEE YOU THEN!
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