WITH THE HOPE OF PUTTING A LITTLE DISTANCE BETWEEN OURSELVES AND ALL THAT HEART-STOPPING DRAMA OF THE PALACE...ME, MOLLY AND MERLIN DECIDED IT MIGHT BE IN OUR BEST INTEREST, TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE FOR A LITTLE WHILE...
RIGHT WHEN I LIFTED MY HEAD UP TO LOOK AROUND FOR A BALL TO PLAY WITH,
I NOTICED MOLLY AND MERLIN ACTING ALL CHUMMY AND B.F.F-ISH...
MENTAL NOTE TO SELF: HMMMMMM...
JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS...TWO MORE DOG WHISPERER'S...
I WASN'T EXACTLY SURE WHAT THOSE TWO GOOFBALLS WERE UP TO BUT I WAS PRETTY SURE, THEY WAS A FIXIN TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH YERS TRULY AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER...THAT'S FOR SURE!
I DECIDED TO CASUALLY STROLL OUT TO WHERE THEY WERE STANDING AROUND AND MAYBE DO A LITTLE EAVES DROPPING...BUT WHEN I GOT OUT THERE, THEY BOTH STOPPED TALKING AND WALKED OFF IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS...
AND MOLLY WENT THE OTHER WAY...
"FINE! BE THAT WAY!" I YELLED, "DON'T PLAY WITH ME!
YOU CAN BOTH GIT ALONG LITTLE DOGGIES, FOR ALL I CARE!
I'M GOING BACK IN THE HOUSE ANYWAY! SO THERE!"
I RAN UP THE STAIRS,
AND HEADED FOR THE BACK DOOR..WHICH WAS CLOSED..
AND WAITED....
AND WAITED...
AND WAITED...
I COULDN'T BELIEVE MOLLY AND MERLIN COULD BE LIKE THAT!
I MEAN EVERYBODY LIKES TO PLAY WITH CUTE PUPPIES...RIGHT?
"THAT'S OKAY" I THOUGHT, "MOM WILL FIX MY LITTLE-BITTY BROKEN HEART!
A FEW MINUTES LATER, DEE OPENED THE BACK DOOR
AND SCOOPED ME UP IN HER ARMS.
WHEN WE GOT TO HER OFFICE, SHE PUT ME ON HER LAP AND TRIED TO COMFORT ME, IN THAT WARM AND SPECIAL WAY, ONLY A REAL DOG-SPOILING OWNER, KNOWS HOW TO DO...
I BEGAN TO CRY...
AND THEN I PLAYED PEEK-A-BOO WITH MY CAMERAMAN FOR A WHILE!
AND THEN...I WAS BORED OUT OF MY MIND WITH THE WHOLE THING...
SO I JUMPED DOWN FROM DEE'S LAP WENT BACK OUTSIDE!
MOLLY LOOKED UP AND SAW IT WAS ME AND CAME UP THE STAIRS TO TALK TO ME.
"WHY DID YOU GET ALL MAD AND ME AND MERLIN AND STORM BACK INTO THE HOUSE LIKE THAT?" MOLLY ASKED.
I TOLD HER I WAS SAD, BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHY SHE AND MERLIN, DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH ME ANYMORE, KNOWING I'M SO CUTE WHEN I PLAY!
AFTER ROLLING HER EYE'S AT THE CAMERA-MAN...
(LIKE I DIDN'T NOTICE)
MOLLY TOLD ME, THAT MERLIN TOLD HER,
THAT HE THOUGHT I LIKED HIM MORE THAN I LIKED HER...
SO MERLIN, TOLD MOLLY, THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT FOR SURE,
WAS TO WAIT FOR ME TO COME OUT WHERE THEY WERE STANDING,
AND THEN WALK AWAY IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS WHEN I GOT OUT TO THEM.
WHICH EVER ONE I FOLLOWED....MUST BE THE ONE I LIKE BEST!
I WAS DEEPLY TOUCHED...
CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY THINK I LIKE THEM?
SEE YOU NEXT TIME Y'ALL!
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