I WALKED AWAY FROM KACI AND WENT INTO THE PARLOR TO FIND A WARM BLANKET AND A NICE QUIET PLACE TO CURL UP IN FOR A WHILE...
AS I WAS WALKING BY THE SOFA MOLLY WAS ON,
I LOOKED OVER TO SEE WHAT SHE WAS DOING,
AND HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE...
IT LOOKED TO ME LIKE SHE WAS PREPARING TO EAT THE COUCH!
UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS JUST TOO COLD TO CARE.
I JUMPED UP ON THE OTHER SOFA,
AND WRAPPED MYSELF IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLANKIES,
AND BEGAN TO WARM UP...
A MINUTE LATER. I LOOKED OVER AGAIN...
ONLY TO SEE THAT MOLLY HAD JUMPED DOWN.
AND NOW MERLIN WAS PREPARING TO EAT THE COUCH!
THEN HE JUMPED DOWN AND KACI TOOK OVER!
I WASN'T REALLY SURE WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THAT COUCH,
BUT MY LITTLE CANINE CURIOSITY WASN'T ABOUT TO LET ME GO ON TOO MUCH LONGER WITHOUT FINDING OUT!
THE MINUTE KACI JUMPED DOWN,
I JUMPED UP AND GAVE THE COUCH A COUPLE OF SNIFFS
I REALLY DIDN'T SMELL ANYTHING IMMEDIATELY,
SO LIKE THE OTHERS, I JUST GAVE IT GAVE LICK OR TWO!
IT TASTED LIKE DOG SPIT!
I JUMPED DOWN AND BEGAN TO GAG!
WHEN I FINALLY STOPPED WRETCHING LONG ENOUGH TO AVOID BARFING ALL OVER MY PRETTY FUR..
.I WENT TO FIND MERLIN, TO ASK HIM WHAT THE DEAL WAS,
WITH ALL THE COUCH LICKING?
WHEN I FOUND HIM, HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE STARING AT A DOOR...
WHEN I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING...HE LOOKED UP AT ME AND SAID,
" JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO LET ME OUT!"
I DECIDED NOT TO TELL HIM THE DOOR HE WAS WAITING AT, WAS A CLOSET DOOR. AND WENT BACK TO MY WARM BLANKET...
AND MY SPIT-FREE COUCH...
I'M GOING TO THE GROOMERS TODAY, SO I'LL CATCH YOU ALL NEXT TIME!
BYE NOW!
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