BLAH, BLAH, BLOG!

I FORGOT TO MENTION...SOMETIMES I TAKE REALLY LONG LUNCHES.
OTHER TIMES I TAKE REALLY LONG NAPPIES..OR WALKIES...
I ALSO PLAY A LOT TOO...AND SNUGGLE...(I LOVE TO SNUGGLE!)
I ALSO HAVE TO EAT TOO, YOU KNOW?
AND UNLIKE THAT MANIAC PACK OF RAVENOUS WOLVERINES I JUST
INTRODUCED YOU TO, I PREFER TO TAKE MY TIME AND ENJOY THE
TASTE MY FOOD!

                           THIS IS HOW LONG IT TAKES THE OTHERS TO EAT...

 

 1.3 SECONDS LATER.

                                  AND THIS IS HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO EAT

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                                                2 HOURS, 15 MINUTES LATER...

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                                                             CRAZY RIGHT?

I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THIS...ALL THESE THINGS GOING ON IN AN AVERAGE DOGS DAY...JUST...TAKE...TIME.
MOST HUMANS HAVE NO CLUE JUST HOW HECTIC AND TIME CONSUMING A DOGS DAILY SCHEDULE CAN BE..
A 3 HOUR NAP...BELIEVE IT OR NOT..STILL TAKES 3 HOURS!
I'M JUST SAYIN...

SO, SOMETIMES WHEN I SAY I'LL BE RIGHT BACK OR SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT?
I WON'T ACTUALLY BE RIGHT BACK OR SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT.
I'LL BE BACK..BUT NOT NECESSARILY RIGHT BACK...OR BACK IN A LITTLE BIT EVEN.
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER...I CAN'T EVEN GET ON LINE UNLESS ALL CONDITIONS ARE OPTIMAL!
AND THAT IS ONLY...
WHEN DEE AND THE BIG GUY ARE GONE FOR A WHILE AND THE OTHERS ARE ALL DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST, WHICH IS THIS...

 

BELIEVE ME, IF I EVEN THINK I GOT A SHOT OF GETTING ON LINE...I'LL BE ON THAT KEYBOARD LIKE DOGGIE DROOL ON A TENNIS BALL!

SO, IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE FOUR PEOPLE FOLLOWING MY BLOG, WHO ARE SPENDING YOUR DAY SITTING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT WAITING FOR MY NEXT POST...I APPLAUD YOUR PATIENCE AND REALLY HOPE YOUR JOB SITUATION GETS BETTER.... SOON.

I BELIEVE BEFORE WE BROKE FOR LUNCH...
I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF INTRODUCING YOU TO THE REST OF MY FAMILY.
WE TALKED ABOUT MY OWNER-MOM, DEE..FOR A LITTLE BIT...AND SO IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU...LET'S PICK IT UP FROM THERE.

DEE IS A LARGER THAN LIFE  ANIMAL LOVER WITH A VERY SPECIAL FONDNESS FOR DOGS. HER FAVORITE KIND OF HUMAN BEINGS ARE OTHER LARGER THAN LIFE ANIMAL LOVERS!
IF YOU HAVE EVER OFFERED A GENTLE HAND TO ANY ANIMAL IN NEED, THEN IN DEE'S EYE'S...YOU TOO...ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. AWWWWW!

SHE IS A BIG SUPPORTER OF OUR LOCAL SHELTER...AND HAS BEEN OPENING HER HEART AND HOME TO PUP'S LIKE ME....FUR...EVERRRR!

(AND THE BIG GUY? (HE AIN'T MUCH DIFFERENT)

GOTTA RUN!
BE BACK IN A LITTLE BIT.............OR WILL I?
HMMMM ...