WITH KACI OUT OF COMMISSION FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS... I THOUGHT, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND A LITTLE SISTER-SISTER, BONDING TIME WITH TIKA.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT ME THAT MAKES HER ADORE ME LIKE SHE DOES, BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS Y'ALL...THAT GIRL WORSHIPS THE GROUND I WALK ON!
SHE SURE DOES! LET'S GO FIND HER!
THERE SHE IS!
HEY TIKA! WHATCHA DOING...GIRLFRIEND?"
"AVOIDING YOU, RODENT!
AND I AM NOT YOUR 'GIRLFRIEND'!
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! I HAVE TO GO POTTY!
HEY CAMERA GUY!
ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE ALL DAY WITH THAT CAMERA STUCK TO YOUR FACE? OR DO I NEED TO GO POTTY ON YOUR FOOT FIRST, BEFORE YOU NOTICE I'M EVEN STANDING HERE?!
"HEY MOLLY! NOT MUCH!
I'M JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME AND OPEN THE DOOR, SO I CAN GO POTTY OUTSIDE AND AVOID BEING ROPED INTO ANOTHER ONE OF DITZY'S STUPID PHOTO SESSIONS FOR HER STUPID BLOG!"
"HANG ON, HERE COMES THE BIG GUY! HE'LL SEE US STANDING HERE!"
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REALLY COLD OUTSIDE, THE BIG GUY DECIDED TO LEAVE THE INSIDE BACK DOOR OPEN FOR A FEW MINUTES, SO HE COULD GO FINISH WHAT HE WAS DOING AND TIKA COULD COME BACK IN WHENEVER SHE WAS READY!
MOLLY WAS GOING BACK TO THE PARLOR, AND NOTICED DITZY WAS HEADING FOR THE BACK DOOR, HOT ON TIKA'S HEELS...
"YOU BETTER LEAVE HER ALONE!" MOLLY WARNED.
"RELAX" DITZY SAID BACK TO MOLLY,
"I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE IN THE COLD TO BUG HER!
I CAN BUG HER FROM RIGHT HERE!
WATCH THIS!
JUST AS TIKA WAS ABOUT TO COME BACK INTO THE HOUSE THROUGH THE DOGGIE DOOR... DITZY SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HER FACE AND BEGAN TO TAUNT HER!
WHO'S YOUR RODENT NOW GIRLFRIEND?
YOU GETTING A LITTLE COLD OUT THERE YET?
HEY TEEKS!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG STUCK OUTSIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER?
TIKA THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE AND THEN REPLIED...."I DON'T KNOW?
I GIVE UP...WHAT?"
A CHILLY DOG GIRLFRIEND!
ARE YOU A CHILLY DOG TIKA?
CAUSE YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE ONE RIGHT NOW!
I'M JUST SAYING...
TIKA SAT DOWN AND BEGAN TO PICTURE WHAT DITZY WAS GONNA LOOK LIKE,
WHEN SHE DID THE EXACT SAME THING TO HER?
TWO DAYS LATER...
THREE DAYS LATER...
A WEEK AND A HALF LATER...
3 MONTHS LATER!
WILL DITZY SURVIVE TIKA'S WRATH!
OR WILL TIKA'S PAYBACK BE THE END OF OUR LITTLE PRINCESS OF PALACE PUPARAZZI AS WE KNOW HER?
STAY TUNED Y'ALL...SE YA NEXT TIME!
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