HI THERE!
WELCOME TO THE NORTH TOWER...OF FOREVER PALACE!
(OR AS THE HUMANS CALL IT..."UPSTAIRS!")
THIS IS MY THRONE!
THIS IS MY THRONE!
FROM HERE I CAN SIT AND STARE OUT OF THE TOWER WINDOWS AND LOOK OUT OVER ALL THE LANDS OF MY NEW KINGDOM...
THIS IS MY OTHER THRONE...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LOOK AT THAT VIEW Y'ALL!
(IN A DOG'S WORLD...THIS IS CONSIDERED BREATH-TAKING)
I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO GO POTTY AGAIN!
CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
THAT'S NOT REALLY A THRONE I'M SITTING ON IN MY BED CHAMBERS
THAT'S NOT REALLY A THRONE I'M SITTING ON IN MY BED CHAMBERS
IT'S ACTUALLY A PICTURE WE TOOK OF ME LAST NIGHT, SITTING ON THE COUCH DOWNSTAIRS, WATCHING OUT FOR THAT MISERABLE LITTLE CARNIVORE THEY'VE GOT RUNNING AROUND HERE ALL CRAZY. AND LOOSE!
"I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG LITTLE CANNIBAL LECTOR WILL SLEEP BEFORE IT WILL NEED TO FEED AGAIN, SO WE'LL HAVE TO BE QUICK Y'ALL!
STAY CLOSE TO THE TOWER WALL...AND FOLLOW ME..
MY SLEEPING CHAMBERS ARE JUST AHEAD..THIS WAY!
HURRY CHILDREN! HURRY!"
(I THOUGHT THE "HURRY CHILDREN, HURRY!" WAS A NICE TOUCH THERE AT THE END.
I THINK IT ADDS JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF FEAR, YOU WOULD EXPECT TO FIND IN ANY 'WALK INTO THE UNKNOWN' DRAMA ...RIGHT? DON'T YOU THINK?
"COME QUICKLY INSIDE CHILDREN AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU!"
OKAY THEN! THIS, MY IS WHERE I REST MY WEARY LITTLE PRINCESS BONES EACH NIGHT. HERE I CAN LIE IN MY BED AND STARE UP INTO THE PEACEFUL NIGHT'S SKY, COUNTING BOTH MY BLESSINGS AND ALL THE STARS THAT FILL THE HEAVENS ABOVE..
I ACTUALLY SLEEP HERE...
UNDER A 1980'S POP-CORNED CEILING WITH SPARKLY STUFF IN IT!
BREAKFAST IS SERVED PROMPTLY AT 7:30 EACH DAY...IN THE ROYAL DINING HALL.
THIS IS WHERE I SIT AND DINE...
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AND THIS IS WHERE THE COMMON HOUNDS GORGE THEMSELVES!
I'M JUST KIDDING...MY REAL BOWL IS SOAKING IN THE SINK...
WELL...I'M AFRAID THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR TODAY MY FRIENDS..
BUT I'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOON
(I NEED TO GO WORK ON MY 'QUICK-SNAP' HEAD-TURNING TECHNIQUE, SO I CAN SEE THAT TWISTED LITTLE MISFIT COMING EVEN BEFORE SHE KNOWS SHE'S COMING!
WANNA SEE ME DO IT BEFORE I GO? OKAY!
FIRST, I TURN MY HEAD ALL THE WAY TO THE RIGHT....LIKE THIS!
THEN REAL FAST I LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD
LIKE THIS!
I KEEP DOING THAT ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT AND THEN I COME BACK THE OTHER WAY AS QUICKLY AS I CAN TRYING TO GO FASTER AND FASTER EACH TIME!
DISCLAIMER/WARNING: IF YOUR HEAD FLIES OFF WHILE ATTEMPTING THIS EXERCISE, YOU WERE GOING WAY TOO FAST!
SEE YA!
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