AFTER A VERY LONG AND DEEPLY SPIRITUAL WALK AMONGST THE STARS THROUGH OUT THE UNIVERSE...I REACHED OUT TO THE VERY SOUL OF MY EXISTENCE AND LEARNED THAT MY DESTINY IN LIFE, WAS ONE OF TWO JOURNEYS THAT WOULD ONLY BE REVEALED, WHEN I HAD COMPLETED BOTH!
(I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT OTHER THAN 'BE CUTE & SPOILED'...I GOT NOTHING!)
DESTINY FULFILLED Y'ALL!
KACI AND TIKA HAVE APPOINTMENTS AT THE GROOMERS TODAY, SO IT LOOKS LIKE ME, MOLLY AND MERLIN WILL HAVE THE ENTIRE PALACE, ALL TO OURSELVES!
I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF MISCHIEF WE'RE GONNA GET OURSELVES INTO JUST YET...BUT I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE GONNA HAVE US SOME FUN FINDING OUT! YOU'RE WELCOME TO HANG OUT IF YOU WANT TO?
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR NOT ALREADY HERE, RIGHT?
AND OFF TO THE GROOMER...THEY GO!
LET'S GO SEE WHAT MERLIN'S UP TO!
THERE HE IS!
LOOK AT HIM...BORED OUT OF HIS MIND ALREADY...
(HAVE THEY EVEN PULLED OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY YET?)
(THIS OUGHTA GET HIM TO HIS FEET!)
"HEY MERLIN? YOU WANNA GO PLAY BUDDY? COME ON! GET UP BOY!
LET'S GO PLAY! GOOD BOY MERLIN!
LOOK HOW PRETTY YOU ARE! WHAT A GOOD BOY MR. MERLIN!
CAN YOU TURN YOUR HEAD A LITTLE TO THE LEFT FOR MR BUDDY?
OKAY MERLIN...TURN BACK TOWARDS ME AND COME IN JUST A LITTLE BIT CLOSER"...
OKAY MAYBE NOT THAT CLOSE!
CAN YOU SIT AND SMILE PRETTY FOR ME MERLIN?
GOOD BOY MERLIN!
I'M GONNA COME IN A LITTLE BIT CLOSER NOW AND WOULD RATHER NOT GROSS OUT MY READERS WITH A CLOSE-UP OF YOUR SPIT COVERED TONGUE, OKAY BOY?
GOOD BOY MERLIN! YOU STAY MERLIN! GOOD BOY!"
CLICK! "AND THERE'S THE MONEY SHOT Y'ALL!"
(NOW THAT'S THE KIND OF FACE YOU SELL CARS TO CAR SALESMEN WITH!)
"COME ON MERLIN...LET'S GO FIND MOLLY MAGEE!
GO SEE IF SHE'S OUTSIDE BOY! GO ON! GO LOOK FOR MOLLY!"
"SHE'S NOT OUTSIDE DITZ! I'M NOT SEEING HER ANYWHERE!
VERY FUNNY MERLIN...VERY, VERY FUNNY!
NOW OPEN THE DOOR MERLIN! IT'S COLD OUT HERE!
MERLIN OPENS THE MIGHTY GATES OF THE PALACE WITH A SINGLE WAVE OF HIS MAGIC WAND AND WELCOMES THE LITTLE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS INTO THE WARMTH OF THE PALACE, SO THAT SHE DOES NOT FREEZE IN THE FRIGID LOWER 70 DEGREE LATE AFTERNOON TEMPERATURES OF THESE HARSH TEXAS WINTERS!
MORE PICTURES DITZ?
YUP!
HEY! YOU WANNA GO PLAY BALL WITH MERLIN FOR A MINUTE SO I CAN
GET A PICTURE OF YOU TWO PLAYING TOGETHER FOR MY BLOG?
MOLLY AGREES AN DITZY EXPLAINS THE PLAN...
"OKAY! I'M GONNA THROW THE BALL TO MOLLY, WHO'S GOING TO BOUNCE IT OFF OF HER NOSE, INTO THE AIR AND ACROSS THE ROOM TO MERLIN...WHO IS THEN GOING TO BOUNCE IT OFF OF HIS NOSE, BACK TO ME!
YOU TWO READY?
ANNNNNND ACTION!
GET IT MOLLY! GET IT!
NOW YOU GET IT MERLIN! GET IT BOY!
OOOPS!
A FEW SECONDS LATER...
HI MOM! IS THIS ABOUT THAT BROKEN LAMP IN THE OTHER ROOM THING? BECAUSE I'VE BEEN OUT HERE SINCE LUNCH, SO I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A BROKEN LAMP....OR A COUPLE OF KNOCKED OVER FLOWER VASES...OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
I REALLY WISH I COULD HELP YOU, BUT LIKE I SAID...I'VE BEEN OUT HERE....OUTSIDE... AWAY FROM ALL THE STUFF IN THE HOUSE...THAT COULD GET BROKEN!
YOU KNOW MOM...I MUST HAVE TOLD MOLLY AND MERLIN 100 TIMES TODAY, THEY WERE GONNA END UP BREAKING SOMETHING IF THEY DIDN'T STOP ALL THAT ROUGH- HOUSING THEY LIKE TO DO WHENEVER YOU'RE NOT LOOKING!
I'M GONNA GO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS THOSE TWO MADE...
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A GOOD GIRL DOES!
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