A NEW BEGINNING

NOW THAT ALL THE INTRODUCTIONS ARE OUT OF THE WAY, I'D LIKE TO GET BACK TO WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT....
                                                                      ME!

IF YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTE MY LITTLE LIFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN FILLED WITH BUTT RUBS AND TIARA'S... I CAN ASSURE YOU...IT HAS NOT.  

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THERE WAS A TIME, NOT TOO LONG AGO, WHEN I WAS HOMELESS, HUNGRY, SICK AND LONGING FOR THE WARMTH OF A LOVING HEART TO COME ALONG AND RESTORE MY HOPE AND FAITH IN HUMANS. 

UNFORTUNATELY... I HAVE TO GO GET MY BATH OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW BUT AS SOON AS I COME BACK I'M GONNA TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE MOST LOVABLE JOURNEY I COULD HAVE EVER WISHED FOR...