WHAT A DAY!

SORRY I  DIDN'T GET BACK TO YOU YESTERDAY.
NORMALLY,  WHEN I GO POTTY OUTSIDE IN THE WINTERTIME,  I'M BACK IN THE PALACE PRETTY QUICKLY... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I MUST HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING OUT THERE!

I SWEAR... IF IT ISN'T SOME IRRITATING LITTLE SQUIRREL IN A TREE DISTRACTING ME ...IT'S A BALL!
AND I REALLY  LOVE TO PLAY BALL!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA....HOW MUCH...I LOVE TO PLAY BALL...
ASK THE OTHER DOGS!...THEY'LL TELL YOU!
 I LIVE...TO PLAY BALL!
AND IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH I LOVE PLAY BALL, YOU WOULD ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE... CAN BE SO DISTRACTING, FOR A PLAYFUL LITTLE THING...LIKE ME!

IN FACT. I CAN SHOW YOU EXACTLY HOW MUCH I LOVE TO PLAY BALL!
BE RIGHT BACK...(GOTTA GO SNAP A COUPLE OF PICTURES)

TOLD YOU I'D BE RIGHT BACK!
CHECK THIS OUT...
THIS...IS WHAT THE OTHER DOGS GET TO PLAY WITH.

                                                                      AND THESE....

ARE MINE TO PLAY WITH!
PRETTY SWEET RIGHT?
ARE YOU STARTING TO SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS WHOLE "FEELING
LIKE A LITTLE PRINCESS" THING?
I'M KIDDING! I'M KIDDING! I PHOTOSHOPPED ALL THOSE BALLS!
WHAT'S THAT LOOK FOR?
DOES IT SURPRISE YOU, THAT A 2 1/2 YEAR OLD WOULD KNOW TO PHOTOSHOP SOMETHING? REALLY?
OMG...WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO HERE?

WHY DON'T I TELL YOU A LITTLE MORE ABOUT MY FAMILY AND AND SEE WHERE THAT TAKES US?  THIS IS AFTER ALL, THE STORY OF MY LITTLE LIFE HERE YOU KNOW?
AND WHAT'S ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT RULES OF UNDERSTANDING AND ENJOYING A GOOD STORY?
THAT'S RIGHT MY FRIENDS...KNOWING...YOUR CHARACTERS.
AND I CAN ASSURE YOU....THERE'S A WHOLE HOUSEFUL OF CHARACTERS UP UNDER THIS ROOF,
CAN I GET A "YOU GO GIRL!"

LET'S START WITH MY B.F.F. AND OWNER-MOM....DEE.
PAWS DOWN...I AM DEE'S FAVORITE DOG IN THE WHOLE HOUSE. (I HAVE PROOF)
DEE IS A VERY SPECIAL DOG OWNER, WHO IS ALL THE LOVE AND KINDNESS A
LOT OF DOGS, SADLY ENOUGH, WILL NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE.
DURING THE DAY SHE WARMS MY LITTLE HEART AND AT NIGHT, SHE WARMS MY LITTLE SOUL....JUST.LIKE THIS.

AWWWW...
SHE'S A TON OF FUN AND JUST LIKE ME, I THINK SHE LIKES TO PLAY BALL A LOT TOO, BECAUSE ANY TIME I BRING HER A BALL THAT (SHE LEFT ON THE FLOOR FOR ME TO PICK UP)...SHE'S THROWS IT ACROSS THE ROOM AGAIN! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN...
(IT WOULD SEEM THERE IS NO END TO HER MADNESS)

SHE WORK'S FROM HOME...SO I CAN PRETTY MUCH INTERRUPT HER ANY TIME WANT. HOW COOL IS THAT! (NO KENNEL ALL DAY FOR THIS GIRL!)
GOTTA GO EAT NOW...BE BACK IN A LITTLE BIT...BYE!