PLAY BALL Y'ALL!

AFTER SITTING AROUND WAITING ON MOLLY FOR TWO DAYS,

 (THAT'S AN HOUR IN YOUR TIME),

I FLIPPED A 180,

                                   

                                 AND WENT BACK IN THE HOUSE FOR A WHILE.

            

                                                             

 

                                             I WAS BORED TO TEARS Y'ALL!

I WENT INTO THE GRAND PARLOR TO SEE IF BEING BORED THERE, 

WOULD BE DIFFERENT THAN BEING BORED HERE..IN THE KITCHEN,

AND JUMPED UP IN THE BIG RED CHAIR TO FIND OUT!

 YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,

(I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH MY CAMERA-MAN)

"YOU NEED TO COME IN A LITTLE TIGHTER ON THESE SHOTS THERE SHUTTERBUG!

THIS PICTURE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS CAPTURED BY A PASSING SATELITE OR SOMETHING!

AND YOU DON'T NEED THAT MUCH LIGHT EITHER!

ARE YOU TRYING TO BLIND ME?

 OR GET A JUST GET ME TO CONFESS TO SOMETHING?"

  SORRY ABOUT THAT!

MY CAMERA-MAN SUFFERS FROM FREQUENT BOUTS OF DUH!

  

FOR WHATEVER REASON,

 I COULDN'T GET COMFORTABLE LONG ENOUGH TO EVEN FOCUS ON BEING BORED!

                                                           I SAT OVER HERE!

                                                           I SAT OVER HERE...

                                                            I SAT OVER HERE!

                                               I TRIED TO SLEEP OVER HERE!

             IT WAS DEFINITELY MORE BORING IN HERE...THAN  IT WAS OUT THERE!
                                                          

                                                      AND THEN IT HIT ME!

                                                    I'LL GO BACK OUT THERE!

                                                   

 SO, I WENT BACK OUT THERE!

I DECIDED TO GO FIND DEE AND DROP THE OLD, 'HOLD ME MOMMY'S' ON HER,

  AND SEE IF I CAN'T CATCH MYSELF A LITTLE LAP-NAP!

                           (Y'ALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW I WORK THIS THIS LOOK!)

      YOU WANT TO SEE HOW FAST THIS LOOK WORKS? 

WATCH THIS!

                   BLINK YOUR EYES AS FAST AS YOU CAN....READY? BLINK!

                                    

AND JUST LIKE THAT! HERE I AM!

                                                  

 (WORKS EVERY TIME Y'ALL!)

AT FIRST, I WAS OKAY UP ON DEE'S LAP,

BUT THEN ALL THE SUDDEN, FOR SOME REASON,

 I JUST COULD NOT GET COMFORTABLE!

                                      I STARTED FIDGETING THIS WAY!

                                                     AND FIDGETING THAT WAY...

                                                AND LOOKING DOWN THERE..

                                               AND LOOKING OVER THIS WAY...

                                         AND LOOKING DOWN THERE AGAIN...

     WHEN DEE PUT ME ON THE COUNTER NEAR THE LAP-TOP, 

I ACTED SCARED OF IT,

(SO SHE WOULDN'T NOTICE ME CHECKING OUT WHO SHE WAS I-M-ING!

 

                                  ALL THE SUDDEN....I WAS BACK ON THE FLOOR...

    I DIDN'T MIND!

 (NOW I HAD SOMETHING ELSE TO BLOG ABOUT!)

 FIRST, I WENT BACK TO THE PARLOR AND HUNTED DOWN THE TV CONTROL.

THEN, I JUMPED UP ON THE SOFA AND SAT DOWN NEXT TO THE BIG GUYS LAP-TOP.

THEN I WAITED UNTIL THE COAST WAS CLEAR AND OPENED UP THE LAPTOP!

THEN I CHECKED TO SEE IF THE COAST WAS STILL CLEAR.

 AND THEN, I JUMPED IN FRONT OF THE KEY-BOARD, REALLY, REALLY FAST,

AND THEN I LOGGED ON REALLY, REALLY FAST...

AND RIGHT WHEN  I HIT THE 'LOG ON' BUTTON, 

GUESS WHO JUMPS UP ON THE SOFA BESIDES ME AND SAYS...

"WANNA GO PLAY BALL DITZ?"

                                     WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA DO?

NOW ALL WE NEEDED WAS SOMEONE TO LET US OUT!

                                                              CATCH Y'ALL LATER!