I SCOOTED BACK INTO THE HOUSE BEFORE MERLIN REALIZED WHAT HAD JUST HAPPENED AND RAN INTO MOLLY ON MY WAY BACK TO THE PARLOR.
I TRIED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BARKING IN HER EAR LIKE THAT EARLIER,
(BUT I DON'T THINK SHE HEARD ME)
SHE JUST TURNED AWAY WITH A SCOWL AND A GROWL.
LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES WHEN THINGS DON'T GO GER WAY,
AND THEN WANDERED DOWN THE HALL TO GO POUT IT OUT SOMEWHERE.
LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES WHEN THINGS DON'T GO GER WAY,
AND THEN WANDERED DOWN THE HALL TO GO POUT IT OUT SOMEWHERE.
SHE'LL BE FINE!
WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME!
WE'RE JUST LIKE HUMAN SISTERS!
I'M THE LITTLE SISTER, WHO WANTS HER BIG SISTER TO BE MY B.F.F.,
AND PLAY WITH ME ALL THE TIME!
AND SHE'S THE BIG SISTER WHO CAN'T STAND HOW MUCH CUTER I AM THAN SHE IS!
THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER, ALL I HAVE TO DO,
IS LOOK UP INTO HER EYES LIKE THIS, AND DROP THE OLD,
'CAN YOU EVER FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME' FACE ON HER!
FINISH IT OFF WITH A CUTE "PWETTY PWEASE?"
AND THIS LITTLE TIFF IS OVER Y'ALL!
WHEN I SAT UP TO GREET HER...
I COULD HAVE SWORN SHE WAS CARRYING A NEW CAMERA!
I JUMPED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHAIR TO GET A CLOSER LOOK,
AND SURE ENOUGH...THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IS WAS!
A BRAND SPANKIN NEW CAMERA!
WHEN SHE TOLD THE BIG GUY HOW MUCH SHE GOT IT FOR...
I WAS ALL LIKE, WHAAAAAAAAAAT?
I JUMPED DOWN FROM THE CHAIR REAL QUICK,
AND ACTED LIKE I WAS AFRAID OF IT,
AND ACTED LIKE I WAS AFRAID OF IT,
IN ORDER TO HIDE MY EXCITEMENT AND INTEREST!
I TOOK ONE MORE LOOK BACK AND THAT'S WHEN I NOTICED,
IT WASN'T JUST ANOTHER CAMERA Y'ALL!
THIS THING TOOK PICTURES IN HD! CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE! HD!
HOW OFF THE LEASH IS THAT?
MENTAL NOTE TO SELF:
FIND OUT WHAT HD MEANS?
FIND OUT WHAT HD MEANS?
OTHER MENTAL NOTE TO SELF:
TRY NOT WEAR NEW CAMERA OUT TOO FAST...
TRY NOT WEAR NEW CAMERA OUT TOO FAST...
MERLIN HAD COME BACK IN FROM THE GARAGE,
AND WAS JUST LAYING AROUND ON THE BIG CHAIR BORED OUT OF HIS MIND.
HE LIKES TO PRETEND HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS EYES OPEN,
(SO HE CAN SEE YOU COMING)
AND WAS JUST LAYING AROUND ON THE BIG CHAIR BORED OUT OF HIS MIND.
HE LIKES TO PRETEND HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS EYES OPEN,
(SO HE CAN SEE YOU COMING)
AND THEN HE SITS UP REAL FAST,
AND TRIES TO SCARE YOU WITH HIS MIGHTY GROWL!
...AND HAPPY FACE!
I USUALLY THROW HIM A LITTLE COURTESY YELP, AND A STARTLED LOOK,
BECAUSE I JUST LOVE TO SEE THE FLUFFY STUFF HAVE A LITTLE FUN!
I TOLD MERLIN, THAT TIKA WAS AT THE BACK DOOR, WAITING TO GO OUT,
AND THAT I WAS GOING TO BE GOING OUT TOO, AFTER I WENT TO SEE IF MOLLY AND KACI WANTED TO COME OUT AND PLAY?
HE LOOKED OVER AT THE BACK DOOR AND SAW TIKA,
AND THEN JUMPED OFF THE BIG CHAIR AND WENT TO JOIN HER...
I HEADED DOWN THE HALL TO FIND KACI FIRST,
BECAUSE I HAD A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHERE I WAS GONNA FIND HER.
AS SOON AS I TURNED THE CORNER, BAM! THERE SHE WAS!
SHE WAS JUST GETTING SETTLED IN FOR A LITTLE SNOOZE FEST,
IN MY SLEEPING CHAMBERS!
WATCH THIS Y'ALL!
"HI KACI, KACI!
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE A LITTLE NAPPY NAP NOW?
OH LOOK KACI!
SOMEBODY LEFT THE KENNEL DOOR OPEN!
HERE KACI, LET ME CLOSE THAT DOOR FOR YOU OKAY?
YOU DON'T WANT THE BIG BAD BOOGIE DOG TO GET YOU,
WHILE YOUR SLEEPING DO YOU?
(WELL IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S ANY FUN TO PLAY WITH OR ANYTHING...RIGHT?)
I FOUND MOLLY A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER HUNKERED DOWN ON ONE OF THE BEDS IN DEE'S OFFICE, AND ASKED HER IF SHE WAS STILL MAD AT ME?
SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE
AND THEN LOOKED AT ME AND SAID...
"UHHHH...FOR WHAT?"
WE WENT TO THE BACK DOOR.AND WATCHED MERLIN AND TIKA THROUGH THE WINDOW WHILE WE WAITED FOR DEE OR THE BIG GUY TO COME ALONG,
AND LET US OUT!
MOLLY JUST HAS TO STAND UP TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW...
I HAVE TO JUMP UP ON THE WINDOW SILL TO SEE OUTSIDE!
I COULDN'T SEE WHERE TIKA WAS,
BUT MERLIN WAS OUT IN THE YARD GOING POTTY!
(WHEN IT COMES TO GOING POTTY,
MERLIN'S GOT A LEG UP ON ALL OF US GIRLS!)
I WAS GETTING REALLY TIRED OF WAITING AROUND,
FOR SOMEONE TO LET US OUT, SO I JUST WENT OUT INTO THE KITCHEN,
AND STOOD RIGHT IN THE BIG GUYS PATH!
HE WOULD EITHER LOOK DOWN AND SEE ME STANDING HERE,
AND LET ME OUT...
OR NOT LOOK DOWN....
AND BOOT ME INTO THE NEXT COUNTY!
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FRIENDS...
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